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Aug. 3rd, 2020

ooc; voicemail

[Various crackling noises and beeps can be heard. The sound of someone fiddling around with the phone.]

How the fuck-okay, is it recordin' now?

[A few more beeps are heard.]

Okay, this better fuckin' work or some cellphone salesman is gettin' his head smashed in with a crowb-

Uhh, oh, this is Mickey an' either I'm not around or my piece o' shit phone is actin' up again, so leave a message after the beep an' I'll reply if I feel like it.

Okay, is it done now? Fuck that-

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[ooc: Jumping on the bandwagon if only because I found that badass gun phone and decided Mickey needed to have it. Leave him a message at anytime if for whatever reason your character actually WANTS to talk to Mickey and there's no recent postings, or if they just want to pester him on his phone.]

Aug. 1st, 2020

OOC - Character Crit and Plotting Thread

Leave your concrit here for:

MICKEY

ntrlbrnkiller
KAY

gouge_em_out
GRAVEROBBER

necromerchant

Feel free to hit me up on AIM @ LadyDarkrane too with any plot ideas, concerns, etc.!

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Mar. 15th, 2009

46

You're all whiny today.

Looks like Jaws ain't coming back. I guess that means the bike's mine, but now which one o' you fuckers am I supposed to go drinking with?

No, not you, Elle.

Feb. 26th, 2009

45

Well, I've needed an excuse to drag out the ol' shotgun. Who's up for a little hunting contest?

Whoever bags one o' these fuckers first wins.

I figure we can barbecue it after. Anyone got a grill? I could go for some dino-burgers.

Feb. 12th, 2009

44

Fuck Valentine's Day. It ain't fun alone.

The only thing I get to ride is Jaws's bike. It's pretty fun (especially when you get too close to pedestrians) but other than that...

Looks like Valentine's Day dinner is gonna be shrooms and potato chips. Actually, that's what it was last year when Mal was around too, now that I think of it.

Jan. 11th, 2009

43

Alright, Elle. I'll give you a cup of fuckin' sugar, you give me one, we try not to punch each other in the face. Deal?

~~What? No. I don't wanna say anything about this.~~

My dad was a fucking nothing and a nobody who thought he was real tough shit when he came home and beat up on a five year old. Look at me, guys, I can knock my son out, the old fucker always thought he was so great.I saw him blow his head off with a shotgun.

My mom was a dusty old cuntbag who spent every night screaming at me after my father was dead because no one else'd stick their dick in her. I don't know what she's doing now, frankly don't care.

~~Fuck.~~

Jan. 6th, 2009

42

ATTENTION

Today's my birthday. What'd you fuckers get me?

Dec. 28th, 2008

41

Well, that Christmas ranked slightly above that one I spent in prison.

Hey cheapass, where's my present?

Dec. 23rd, 2008

40

Okay, time for presents. If any of you guys don't want what I got you I'll gladly keep it.

( ooc; present list )

Dec. 13th, 2008

39

So, do I got permission to shoot these fucks or what?

Cuz if I do, that ain't no fun, I'm staying inside.

Unless anyone needs me to go kill a goddamn pig or some weird shit like that.

Nov. 27th, 2008

38

I'm thankful for drugs.

I'm thankful for the fact that the score is tied between me and Elle, even though I'd be more thankful to be winning.

I'm thankful that Cori owes me a drink.

I'm thankful that the police force back home was too dumb to catch me for a few weeks.

Nov. 23rd, 2008

37

Dear Ms. ~~bitch~~ Driver,

The score is 1-1. One-fuckin'-one, okay? No more making up numbers.

I know you're jealous you'll never be as awesome as me, but deal.

[ooc; Fourth wall is go~]

Nov. 13th, 2008

36

Okay, so, about Tuesday.

It never happened.

Never.

Fucking.

Happened.

Also, Jaws:

1. You are a prick, give me the tape.

2. I...uh, have some bad news.

Nov. 11th, 2008

35

So, you know what I just realized?

It's been a really, really long time since I hung out with

my best friend, Elle Driver!

And I'm usually good with keeping in touch, damn.

[ooc; cursed like woah]

Oct. 30th, 2008

34

So, I need a costume I guess. Anyone have any ideas?

Elle, don't say 'a piece of shit', 'an asshole', or 'white trash'.

And don't respond to THAT comment with 'No, you're supposed to dress as something you're NOT'.

Oct. 20th, 2008

33

In case you missed the race I'd just like to inform you all that

I BEAT ELLE DRIVER

in the Death Race. There was a lot less fucking death than the title would imply.

Oct. 14th, 2008

32

Good job City, you must think you're fucking hilarious.

[ooc; he's a lovebird]

Oct. 9th, 2008

31

Wow, it's fog. Real cause for alarm, man. You seriously telling me you fuckers ain't never seen fog before?

P.S. Cori: If I mention my wife a lot, and you put away a dime every time I do, does that mean you'll buy me stuff again? If so I'll start mentioning her a lot more.

Sep. 30th, 2008

30

ATTENTION: LIARS

Now what'd I tell you? I always said lies would get you nothing but trouble. Y'all deserve what ya get.

[ooc: cursed, but good luck making him lie]

Tags: curse day, laughing at your misfortune

Sep. 28th, 2008

29

So, that curse yesterday. Probably the worst one so far. Thanks City, I didn't wanna share that. Hope you fuckin' sadists are pleased.

..an' that's me calling you a sadist here. That's pretty bad.

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